{"product_id":"sarcastic-crow-building-block-set","title":"Sarcastic Crow Building Block Set","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:900px;margin:0 auto;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#252525;line-height:1.7;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Intro --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:24px 16px 38px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0 0 15px;font-size:clamp(28px,5vw,42px);line-height:1.2;color:#1e2328;\"\u003e\n      Build It. Display It. Let It Speak for You. 🐦⬛☕\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width:720px;margin:0 auto 24px;font-size:18px;\"\u003e\n      With dark feathers, sharp eyes, and a seriously unimpressed expression,\n      this crow looks like it has officially run out of patience. Add the little\n      cup in its hand, and suddenly it feels like the perfect character for\n      those “I need coffee and absolutely no conversation” moments. 😂\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.designatem.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/17ec36e0fce54a4089da92ddd4cd911f17a3aaa5.png\" alt=\"Cynical crow building block figure holding a cup\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:14px;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Details --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#f4f4f2;padding:36px 22px;border-radius:16px;margin-bottom:38px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0 0 14px;font-size:clamp(25px,4vw,34px);line-height:1.25;\"\u003e\n      A Crow With Serious Attitude\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width:700px;margin:0 auto 24px;font-size:17px;\"\u003e\n      🐦⬛ From its layered feathers and oversized claws to its cold stare\n      and expressive pose, every detail gives this crow a unique attitude.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.designatem.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/124b59abc52020553b15c73a6fb2677a10b8aeea.webp\" alt=\"Close-up of the crow figure's feathers, claws and expression\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:14px;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Build and display --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:6px 16px 38px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0 0 14px;font-size:clamp(25px,4vw,34px);line-height:1.25;\"\u003e\n      A Relatable Mood, Built Piece by Piece\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width:700px;margin:0 auto 24px;font-size:17px;\"\u003e\n      This crow turns those familiar moods into a funny character you can build\n      and display. Piece by piece, build your own cynical crow and give it a place\n      on your desk, shelf, office, or room.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.designatem.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/e5a94a0a1505877e40774ef22147ed851bca744d.webp\" alt=\"Cynical crow building block display figure\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:14px;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#24282d;color:#fff;text-align:center;padding:32px 20px;border-radius:16px;margin-bottom:38px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-size:clamp(21px,3.5vw,29px);font-weight:700;\"\u003e\n      Build It. Display It. Let It Speak for You. 🐦⬛☕\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width:670px;margin:0 auto 22px;font-size:17px;\"\u003e\n      😂 Monday mornings, endless meetings, another cup of coffee…\n      sometimes you just want to stand there and stare into the distance.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.designatem.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/3f95ad1ccc2e2ce02ff46767288f628dfd89ca25.webp\" alt=\"Crow building block figure displayed with a coffee cup\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:12px;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Perfect for --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:6px 16px 38px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0 0 22px;font-size:clamp(25px,4vw,34px);\"\u003e✨ Perfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:10px;justify-content:center;margin-bottom:26px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background:#f2f2f0;padding:10px 15px;border-radius:30px;\"\u003eCrow \u0026amp; bird lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background:#f2f2f0;padding:10px 15px;border-radius:30px;\"\u003eCoffee lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background:#f2f2f0;padding:10px 15px;border-radius:30px;\"\u003eFans of dark humor\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background:#f2f2f0;padding:10px 15px;border-radius:30px;\"\u003eBuilding block enthusiasts\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background:#f2f2f0;padding:10px 15px;border-radius:30px;\"\u003eFunny \u0026amp; unique gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background:#f2f2f0;padding:10px 15px;border-radius:30px;\"\u003eDark-aesthetic desk decor\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background:#f2f2f0;padding:10px 15px;border-radius:30px;\"\u003eQuirky animal collectors\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.designatem.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/996dd1e9dbde88696054966d40aef99ab808dc1e.webp\" alt=\"Cynical crow building block set as desk decor\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:14px;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:0 16px 38px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.designatem.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/a45c24eb34cd96f33671ee2423e3949faa6abcc4.webp\" alt=\"Additional view of the crow building block figure\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:14px;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- What's in the box --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#f4f4f2;padding:35px 24px;border-radius:16px;margin-bottom:38px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0 0 17px;text-align:center;font-size:clamp(25px,4vw,34px);\"\u003e\n      📦 What's in the Box\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cul style=\"max-width:620px;margin:0 auto;padding-left:23px;font-size:17px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e1 × Complete building block set\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e1 × Premium packaging (new or old packaging may be shipped)\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e1 × Step-by-step illustrated instructions\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:0 16px 38px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.designatem.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/9501d7d2111ab5fbeca8c83fc4e37d0f1f6661d0.png\" alt=\"Crow building block set and packaging\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:14px;margin-bottom:18px;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width:700px;margin:0 auto;font-size:15px;color:#5d5d5d;\"\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e To capture intricate design details, stickers are used\n      for elements that cannot be created with standard bricks.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Product info --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #dedede;padding:34px 20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0 0 16px;font-size:clamp(25px,4vw,34px);\"\u003e📏 Product Info\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cul style=\"margin:0;padding-left:23px;font-size:17px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eMaterial: Eco-friendly ABS\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eSuggested age: 14+\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eUses standard-sized building bricks, not micro bricks\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:18px 0 0;font-size:14px;color:#676767;\"\u003e\n      Due to different assembly methods, the displayed build may vary slightly.\n      This does not affect the final appearance.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #dedede;padding:34px 20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0 0 20px;font-size:clamp(25px,4vw,34px);\"\u003e🧱 FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:20px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 5px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eIs this a limited edition?\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eYes. Only a small batch is produced to keep it special and meaningful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:20px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 5px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eIs assembly required?\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eYes. This is a standard-sized building brick set. Step-by-step illustrated instructions are included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:20px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 5px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eWhen will my order be shipped?\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eThis product requires a production period. Most orders ship within 5–17 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:20px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 5px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eWhere will my order ship from?\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eOrders are processed through an international fulfillment network and shipped from a suitable warehouse based on destination and available stock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:20px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 5px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eDo you offer free shipping?\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eFree shipping is available on orders over $49.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 5px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eWhat if pieces are missing?\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003ePlease send a clear photo of the instruction step showing the missing part so we can arrange a replacement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:0 16px 38px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.designatem.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/c7eae623833b763e332d05909b50f21d3fa1925e.webp\" alt=\"Completed crow building block figure\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:14px;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Commitment --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#f4f4f2;padding:36px 24px;border-radius:16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0 0 12px;font-size:clamp(25px,4vw,34px);\"\u003e🏅 Our Commitment to You\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 20px;font-size:18px;\"\u003eYour satisfaction matters to us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.designatem.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/10c99b32f675cf7eeb0b6a3f69e1477934a7ef1d.jpeg\" alt=\"Customer service and purchase commitment\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:12px;margin:0 auto 22px;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"max-width:600px;margin:0 auto;text-align:left;font-size:16px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003e✓ 100% Risk-Free Purchase Guarantee\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003e✓ 15-Day Easy Returns\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003e✓ Full Worldwide Tracking\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003e✓ Secure Encrypted Checkout\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003e✓ Full refund guarantee if you’re not completely satisfied\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:30px 16px 0;\"\u003e\n    \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.designatem.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/7ec1c0a8adae380cd0cf83afdb43495376437a5f.jpg\" alt=\"Crow building block product display\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:14px;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Glaydeny","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67857333027125,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1020\/1094\/5845\/files\/1_249d3e87-e6b4-48a3-966a-cf1ffa363439.jpg?v=1792414397","url":"https:\/\/glaydeny.com\/products\/sarcastic-crow-building-block-set","provider":"Glaydeny","version":"1.0","type":"link"}